I Thought the New Disco was the Upcoming Kia Soul

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 09/06/2016 at 11:06 • Filed to: None

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At first glance I mean. Not anymore, obviously!

Hmmm, the Kia Soul has the same bumper vents as a Grand Cherokee Trawkhawk.

Im getting old...

HammerheadFistpunch > Wobbles the Mind 09/06/2016 at 11:21

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hope for new defender failing...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 09/06/2016 at 11:23

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I mean.... It might as well be a Kia.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind 09/06/2016 at 11:30

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Just so you know, the Kia Soul is now available with a contrasting roof. Yes, this is a factory option. No, I have no idea why.

MultiplaOrgasms > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 11:33

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go on...

Leadbull > Wobbles the Mind 09/06/2016 at 11:33

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What I see:

HammerheadFistpunch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/06/2016 at 11:33

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I like it, and I like that there is a company bold enough to DARE to use color and variety on their vehicles (A new Mercedes? certainly sir, what shade of silver would you like?)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 11:34

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Le sigh*

HammerheadFistpunch > MultiplaOrgasms 09/06/2016 at 11:34

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...because I don’t think this design language bodes well for translating an iconic shape like the defender.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/06/2016 at 11:38

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Would be more reliable that way.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 11:38

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Mercedes color chart

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/06/2016 at 11:40

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They’re both going to be used for the same thing. Going to Whole Foods or something. Not like they’re going off road. The only difference is the people who want the badge.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Wobbles the Mind 09/06/2016 at 11:41

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“I’ve always wanted an unreliable and more expensive KIA”

-No one, ever

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/06/2016 at 11:42

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The Kia’s probably less likely to end up at Whole Foods.

MultiplaOrgasms > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 12:15

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If the Defender name holds any value to JLR, it’ll be alright.

HammerheadFistpunch > MultiplaOrgasms 09/06/2016 at 12:16

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I think that’s a lot of faith to put into a company that created the evoke convertible.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 09/06/2016 at 12:34

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“Seal Gray Metallic”

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 12:35

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Don't you mean a company that has the soul to use color variety? I'll see myself out now.

HammerheadFistpunch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/06/2016 at 12:42

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MultiplaOrgasms > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 12:56

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Cars like the Evoque Convertible are the reason why the Defender existed in the first place.Back in 1990 someone at LR decided that if the rest of their cars were to shift toward mass-market accessibility the Defender should defend the original Land Rover values: barebones, rugged utility and capability. No frills. Communism on wheels. Their 70 series. In a way the Defender was actually a downgrade from the Ninety and One-Ten that preceded it. Admittedly the gap between a Defender and an Evoque Convertible is FAR greater than the gap between a Defender and a Mk.1 Discovery.

HammerheadFistpunch > MultiplaOrgasms 09/06/2016 at 13:02

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Year the Defender (with it the Series) died - 2016

Year the Evoque Convertible was born - 2016